Hey guys! I just wanted to jump on here quickly and apologize for my absence. Sometime before our anniversary celebration was over, I got a full-time job. Like, an actual job that pays actual money. Good for me, right? Add that to my accelerated PhD studies, kids (three or four, depending on whom you ask), marriage drama, and several weekly workshops and I'm sure you'll understand why I haven't had time to blog.
I haven't forgotten about you, though. I still love you guys and I will definitely try and find time to come on here and bitch about the new job. And the missing, now-adult kid. And the possibly-soon-to-be-ex.
For instance, I would have thought that being a receptionist in a medical office would allow me to sit on my ass for hours, thereby adding extra layers of cellulite to an already cellulite-riddled ass. But no. That would be too much like right. I have never been so fucking exhausted in my life.
The good news is, all that walking and faxing and filing and copying and shit has gotten me off my ass enough to not get LADLE again.
We'll see how long this job lasts. The last job I had lasted exactly thirty-six minutes. And I will never look at banana cream pie the same again.
Try not to get into too much trouble until I get back. Ha! I just gave someone advice on staying out of trouble. That's some funny shit...
Okay. We don't know each other. Will probably never meet.
ReplyDeleteBut I love you.
Yikes, that's a lot of life shit piled on you. Suckage much?
ReplyDeleteEmail any time, I got experience in these kinds of things, know what I mean?
Hugs and drugs friend
OK, you at least have a good excuse for your absence. We miss you. But understand. Good luck on this job. When I do get a comment from you it makes my day! Hugs!!
ReplyDeletenice to see you didn't forget this place or decide you hate all of us with a bloody passion akin to feral rage. :)
ReplyDeleteHope the job turns out great and lasts for as long as you want it to last....Sometimes life gets in the way of blogging well it does for me this is said as I have a 3yr climbing all over me and making it hard to type..
ReplyDeletei'm exhausted just from reading this and Shh don't tell trouble i was here i'mtrying to hide fromit for a few minutes anyways.
ReplyDeleteI made my blog private and would be so sad if you did not come along for the fucked up journey.
ReplyDeleteIf you email me at thepinkpickle@yahoo.com I can send you an invite.
I am happy that you found a new job! I am sure your vagina was getting sore from standing on the corner day in and day out.
Congrats on the job. I'm sure it will suck, but hopefully not until week 2. That's just me being optimistic for you.
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad. I have been MIA for awhile now, and finally wrote a new post today. I can't wait to hear about all of your drama and give my sympathies when needed.
ReplyDeletevisions unto myself
Don't be upset, life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. :D
ReplyDeleteAmi- I love you right back, honey! Welcome to the madness.
ReplyDeleteAnnabelle- Yes, it does indeed suck and I mnight take you up on your offer. Especially if you've got drugs...
Oh, OT, how I've missed your smartassness.
Barb- Thanks for your support! It means a lot to me. :)
Lovkyne- Of course I don't hate you guys with a bloody passion. But then I don't hate many things when I'm drunk, so...
Jo-Ann- I'm so glad my toddler wrangling days are over.
Becca- You picked the WRONG place to hide from trouble.
Mrs. Pickle- You've stopped blogging since I posted this, so I guess following your private blog is a moot point.
Holly- It actually has not started sucking yet. That's just because I'm so happy to get out of house.
Kara- And believe me, there is drama a-plenty. Stay tuned.
Tame Lion- What a nice sentiment! You must be new here. lol But you know what? I think I WILL dance.