"He looks like a dumbass," I thought, but couldn't say aloud because I had my son's soccer team in my van at the time. From the smallest spark grows a mighty flame. It was then that I came up with the idea to do a regular segment on this blog entitled, you guessed it, Random Acts of Dumbassness.
This is how it will work: I will troll the internet for pictures and/or videos of people engaged in the art of stupidity. I'll also keep my eyes peeled in the real world. Then I will post said media here for all seven of my followers and you guys get to vote on the winner.
Ready?
Contestant #1: Throw Nana From the Gang
Yes, somebody's nana is throwing up gang signs. Don't wear red in the wrong part of town, Nana.
Contestant #2: Sex Education
Children, pay close attention to the way Sapphire claps her ass cheeks together and spins around the pole with one leg. There will be a quiz.
Contestant #3: Worst. Tramp Stamp. Ever.
Come one! Come all! Step right up, folks! (damn, I didn't even have to try for that one)
And last, but not least, Contestant #4: If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
Mommy, this red one looks like the one you keep under your bed.
Cast your votes now! There are other dumbasses waiting for their 15 minutes of shame.
