Wednesday, August 3, 2011

ABCM Quickie








Husband: You're rolling the wrong socks together, hon. You see how this sock has a gray puma and this one has a black puma?

Wife: Why, yes. Yes, I do see that. Let me counter that with a question of my own. You see how this fist has a flawless, two-carat, canary yellow, princess cut diamond protruding from the top of it? No? Well, until it does, you've got two choices: take these socks how I give them to you, or take these socks up your ungrateful ass.


That is all.

21 comments:

  1. Hee hee...well, I guess I have one reason to be happy I'm single.

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  2. what happens before the cops come. lol.

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  3. and that was the end of the that argument! hehehe.

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  4. hehe and the wife scores again

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  5. for a minute there, i was expecting a punch in the face with a sharp diamond.

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  6. LMAO! He should have seen that coming ..dummy ..lol

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  7. Stephanie- You have SOOOO many reasons to be happy you're single. This is but one.

    Zombie- It's funny...the cops don't bother coming to my house anymore.

    Jewels- You know how I do! Gotta nip it in the bud before it even turns into an argument.

    Annabelle- Right back at ya, babe!

    Becca- I think the score is something like: wife - one billion, husband - 3. Of course, I'm only guessing.

    Lovkyne- That was plan b.

    Toy- Right! You'd think he'd learn after a certain number of years...

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  8. Lol.What a fight! way to go married couples.
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  9. Well played, love.~

    I've been a bit MIA, but I hope (know) that you are kicking ass in school as only you can. ;)

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  10. Stealing that for when hubs bitches about me not doing dishes.

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  11. You know, I would RUN for that ring! Run!

    Dean
    http://leftcoastguy.com

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  12. My hubby sorts the family socks, and irons too. And um, I also have that ring. Sheesh girl, you REALLY need to train yours better!

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  13. That's an awesome comeback!!!

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  14. @Shrinky- You're obviously new. We like our men with balls over here at ABCM. But thanks for your input.

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  15. fuckin A! right, sister!

    you crack me up!

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  16. laughing my ass off....

    i know i coulda just LMAO but seriousness...

    sometimes, it is all about the actuality...

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