Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Husband: You're rolling the wrong socks together, hon. You see how this sock has a gray puma and this one has a black puma?
Wife: Why, yes. Yes, I do see that. Let me counter that with a question of my own. You see how this fist has a flawless, two-carat, canary yellow, princess cut diamond protruding from the top of it? No? Well, until it does, you've got two choices: take these socks how I give them to you, or take these socks up your ungrateful ass.
That is all.