Shameless!

I must admit, I haven't participated in one of these award thingies in a very long time. It's not that I don't appreciate the awards. I do, but the conditions always require me to tell something about myself or run naked through a cold stream or something else I find extremely uncomfortable. So I usually just "forget" to do them. If you read this blog enough, you'll eventually find out all you need to know.

Then, lo and behold, Mynx gave me an award that grants me the opportunity to flash my boobs. Now that I can do.



I was green with envy as this award bounced around our blog circle yet kept conveniently bouncing right past me. Didn't they read the post about how huge my boobs are? When it comes to boobies, bigger is better, right? Well, not really. They could look like this:

Thank God they stopped this pic at her boobs. I don't want to see what an 80-year-old hoo ha looks like.

or this



or this



Lucky for me, in all my big-boobed glory, I look like this:



Okay, so that's not the best picture I've ever taken. My forehead is shiny and I don't know what the hell is going on with my eyes. This picture was taken on my 35th birthday. I had forgotten all about it until I logged into my MySpace account. Who knew MySpace was still up and running? I haven't been on there in about two years. I have a ton of good pics on there that I may just have to transfer to my Facebook account.

Like these:
 





As you can see, I had a thing for auburn hair once upon a time.

So there you go. No one can accuse me of flaking on an award for at least three more months. Oh yeah, I need to pass it on to some other boobylicious ladies. I'll try to give it to some women who have been maliciously neglected like I had been up until today. If I repeat you, its just because I don't have that many brain cells left as I make it a point to kill them off as often as possible.

And the sexy winners are:

Cakeologist - Blog: Cakeology. I don't know about her rack, cuz I've never had the pleasure of seeing it, but she sure does have some nice cakes. ;)
Semi True Torystellar - Blog: Can U Relate? This one likes to get her freak on pretty regularly, so nice boobage comes with that territory.
Lovkyne - Blog: Coffee With a Hint of Self Delusion. She has been known to pee off balconies, so I'm sure she won't mind flashing the girls.
Kara - Blog: Visions Unto Myself. Kara dabbles in the fine art of intoxication. I'm almost certain we can get her drunk and "convince" her that topless blogging is required from now on.
Mamma- Blog: Heather's a Mommy. She has promised to get me drunk when I come to South Florida, so even if she doesn't flash us on here, I'll give you the scoop after my vacation this summer.
Rancher Mom - Blog: Rancher Mom's Realm. I know for a fact that this lovely lady has some bodacious tatas cuz she told me once. Can you say eye candy?

Ladies, I'm not saying that this award requires you to show us your rack, but this award requires you to show us your rack. I promise I won't tell a soul.

Promise.

*****UPDATE: I don't know what happened to the first saggy boobs pic I posted, but if you click on that mushroom thingy, it links to the original picture.*****